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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:01
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried